I think the best dessert in the world is a brownie. I like chocolate, but it's just too cold and uninviting on it's own. And a baked good is just no good without some chocolate (or a lot). So a brownie is ideal. I love brownies and I would fight to the death to defend their honor.
The worst thing that anyone can do is taint a brownie. I consider this unforgivable. One can taint a brownie (as I accidentally did last night) by storing it somewhere like a pantry (or a purse) which also contains something with an overpowering scent (like spearmint gum). This unspeakable crime will taint the flavor of the brownie because the stronger scent will overtake the delicate flavor of the brownie. Then, even though you bite into the brownie expecting to taste chocolatey goodness, you will taste something similar to Mouthwash Cake. It will suck. A lot. Betty Crocker wants YOU... to keep your brownies pristine.
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pristine patch of snow
nevermind!!!
What is this? I can't be appreciated for my amazing gift of memory? I mean, we can disregard that i'd heard that a few nights before, who cares...
this is true. i appreciate the gift. but it works selectively and does not remember flaming houses.
Incorrect. It remembers flaming houses. It forgets the reason why the house was noticed. (Distracting attention from imagining that guy in his underwear.) Or that's what my gift of memory tells me.
che kah how many times are you going to kill this story?
several more i imagine. it was his kids who got their underwear taken away by HIM.
get it straight
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