How can anyone resist reading an article with so chilling a headline as, "Satan's image seen on shell of turtle that survived inferno"?
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A pet store in Indiana burned down and the only survivor is a red-eared slider turtle named "Lucky". All the other poor bastard turtles, also known as "Ill-fated", "Unfortunate", "Doomed", "Damned", "Wretched", and of course, "Flammable", did not make it.
But Lucky now mysteriously has the image of Satan emblazoned on its shell. You can come out now, Georgia. Apparently the Devil's in Indiana.
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A pet store in Indiana burned down and the only survivor is a red-eared slider turtle named "Lucky". All the other poor bastard turtles, also known as "Ill-fated", "Unfortunate", "Doomed", "Damned", "Wretched", and of course, "Flammable", did not make it.
But Lucky now mysteriously has the image of Satan emblazoned on its shell. You can come out now, Georgia. Apparently the Devil's in Indiana.
5 comments:
seee narr it's the turtle that always survives hahaha i love this entry and you know why...cuz i love turtlessss...omg the other day i baught this bright yellow shirt that has this little turtle on the side flipped upside down and it says "hello my name is SNAPPY!" haha I love you nar
this blog used to look pretty...please rethink the changes.
Ditto...I prefer the old look too...but it's your blog :)
You're the best thing to come out of Burkina Faso since... burkas?
This is such a funny blog. oh man. you are a reallllly funny person. sort of quirky...but aren't we all not. ok . yalla you deserved this comment mabrook................bye.
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