Thursday, December 6, 2007

Dear Fellow College Students,

For your information, I just want to make it clear that when stranger approaches you and says, "Hello," he is not being nice. He either wants to talk to you about Jesus, hand you a Lyn Larouche pamphlet, make you sign a petition, ask you to make a financial contribution, or advise you to put out your cigarette. If someone approaches you with this seemingly friendly salutation, turn your back to him promptly and mutter aloud to no one in particular that your father is a fire marshal. Everyone fears a fire marshal. That will make him go away.

Peace be with you.

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